I would rather laugh than cry!
But if I have to cry,
let me cry on your bosom,
& please comfort this weary sad soul.
Oh sweet mother,
what nice titties you have!
I would rather sing
if it's time to die,
Miss American Pie,
let's drive that restored Chevy
down to the levee
and make some magic
with my johnson.
I didn't fall off
the apple cart last night
but instead
got pretty ripped
on ripple
then I gently
tongued your nipple
zzzz.
Let's not talk about sex
Let's just do it,
so screw it,
er-- wait, I got some lube!
I'd rather laugh than cry
I'd rather make love
than war
but when it comes to love
it's fun to shove
without a glove.
Author notes
Having fun is good for the heart.

