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Something Windy This Way Comes

There is a smell that stinks like hell
Springing from a human well

What is this gas that we all pass?
Dashing out of every...

Here's a tip, extend your hip
Then bite your lip and let it rip

Or bend your knees, wait for a breeze
Then start to squeeze and cut the cheese

Author notes

circa 2002, written when i was bored in science class

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