She gave me this cheesy little smile
And I was just like
Do the flipping math
When suddenly
Oh if I could turn back time
She let out the biggest fart
I have ever heard
Jesus save us all!
It filled the entire bus
And I wanted to scream
But hpw do you scream without
Letting the deadly fumes in
Oh my god.
Please don't ever pull the finger
Cause there really are finer things in life
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh by pointlessdayz.
475 points, ended April 20, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Hi. hope u like it
Comments
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Ha! Ha! That's halarious!!!!!!! It's like a joke poem. I like it lots!!!!!!!
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tahnx 4ur comment. it was 4 a humerous contest
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