whizzing through the wind

whizzzzzz......... whooooosh........
whats that I hear?
OMG! A kunnai knife just came at me!
whishhhh....
what the! whew... that was close.
a huge shuriken just almost killed me.
oh yeah, i forgot.....
Hi, I am Itachi of the akutiski clan.
formerly i used to be a konohoa ninja.
now I am on the run from spies,ninja,& others.
so I nomally dodge and get away.
while poeple & weapons whizz and soar through the wind,
i just say hi and whizz by.
if they bother me i just kill them and get it over with.
whizzzzzz...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok that time bomb really ticked me off!
hold on one sec will ya.
*clash* *boom* *whizzz* *woosh* *clash* *woosh* *thud*
ok i'm done.
now what was I saying?
oh yeah.
life of an akutski member is not easy.
well anyway now you know me,my life& what I think.
and it wouldnt matter if you run or not.
*clash* *shiicch*
*you are dead*
nice to meet you.
did i tell you that if i was gonna tell you about myself i'd probly have
to kill you...
maybe not.
oh well........