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Bag swinging--a heavy burden
that tangles around my legs
like a pair of hastilly pulled panties--
I walk toward the end of the day.

Ahead of me something glistens
a dull sparkle snaking
its way from beneath  my car.

It flows sluggishly down the pavement,
a wet trail blacker than the asphalt.
But father, on white concrete,
it reveals itself for what it is:
yellowish, grainy, petal-laden stream;
that bastard pissed on my tire.

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Someone pissed on my car today. Yes, it was human. It trailed from the handle to the tire to the ground. What an asshole...

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  • dubbalo
    August 14, 2008

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    that sucks that stuff happens, why couldn't he piss on a tree, they need something to drink, tires crack from liquids, what a dick. BTW you might check out my other stuff i write with my homie, the account name is jackpotskater, we created that a while back and its his stagename, i created this one so that Mi Amor could read my poems and i could read hers


  • Bandit Boy
    April 23, 2008
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    IT WAS ME !!!

    *pulls out penis and pees on the rest of your car*
    NA NA NA NA NA NAHHHH


  • Trapped Rage
    April 10, 2008

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    THAT IS HILARIOUS!! *choke* I mean, uh, how DARE they?!



    I know I'm going to get an ass kicking for laughing, but I couldn't help myself.

    *sing-song voice* I LOVE you!!!


    • Seven Kinky
      April 10, 2008
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      I'm sure you do. And why would I kick your ass? I'm sure you'll trip over yourself and bite it, completely erradicating the need for me to strain my...delicate...self.

      Love you, too, ya ninny!


      • Trapped Rage
        April 10, 2008
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        -_-

        Oh no...you didn't. Haha...but you might be a TINY bit accurate on that one, except for the biting part. I'm not that flexible.


        • Seven Kinky
          April 11, 2008
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          You'd be surprised how flexible you can get when you accidentally trip yourself. AVOID THE STAIRS! AVOID THE STAIRS! ....I fell up them again yesterday. -_-;


  • cfh1167
    April 7, 2008
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    Castration balances the world out and helps not to over populate :-D Haha, sorry about your car.


  • Rose Dark Thorn silver member
    March 27, 2008

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    What a piss off that must have been. If you find out who did it, kick him in the balls and make sure he never pisses on another tire ever again....or ever, if you prefer.


    • Seven Kinky
      March 27, 2008

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      Lol...there's no telling. it is a college campus, after all. I just went in through the passenger side and washed it off. I MIGHT be tempted to castrate them if I find out who it was, though.

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