A walk in the park

It was a friday night
Got drunk in half an hour
Wanted to go home
To have a shower
As usual I got to walk through this park
Nothing ever usually happens
But then again it's dark 
When I walked half way
I fell into a hole
Was unexpected
Was feeling so cold
I grabbed my phone out of my pocket
When I used it for a light 
I saw a dead body with an eye out of it's socket
Felt a bit freaked out
So I had a smoke
When I turned around
This guy was getting choked
By some weird looking thing that was in a haze
Once I clobbered it in the head
It was dazed
The guy that was getting choked
Knocked him out
After he did
He tried to shout
I made him shut up
So we dragged it's body
While we were dragging it
We found a pool of water
As we picked him up
We threw it down
Made sure it landed in the water
So it could drown
Once we did that
I found a escape
Was sorta random
Making a new mate
Anyways
When we escaped a even bigger creature appeared
All I had was a lighter and some smokes
All my mate had was a knife to poke
He ran up and stabbed it in the knee
After I Burnt it's eye with a cigarette
It started to flee
A bit after he went home
I went to my house and drank a few beers 
What a night