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An Innocent Victim

I admit I was in the Land of Willy Wonka
scoffing all the chocolate in flowing river.
But honestly I woke up, it was all just a dream
but when I rolled over heard candy wrapper crinkles!
Lifting the pillow in stunning disbelief,
as all family eyes bored into me accusingly.
I protested my innocence as light bulb of excuse dawned,
that Vicar Of Dibley had once again hidden her chocolate vice from God's all seeing eye.
Ask Him I told them, but of course there could then be no dispute.
After all who would argue with God, unless you have wishes to be cast into hell's flames!

Author notes

2. I have no idea how that Easter candy wrappers got under the covers of my side of the bed.

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  • Desire gold member
    March 25, 2008
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    Oh My Word!!




    Now this is Funny
    Blame the Wonka man

    Yep~~ those darn wrappers
    Congratulations on Your Trophy win!
    -Throws confetti-
    Woooooooooo Hoooooooooooo


    Magnificent!!
    Thank You for sharing Your Humor and Spirit~
    Many blessings to You in all You do Sweet Soul
    Best wishes too
    and much love~ Desire~*~


  • penman gold member
    March 25, 2008
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    Wonderful

    Very well done. Best of luck in the contest.