tom is a butcher
his friend rob is a baker
and their friend Steve is a candlestick maker
These three fine friends once went out drinking
they later wound up at Steve's house
after a few pleasantries they found their way to the tub
rub a dub dub three men in a tub they sang
A butcher a baker and a candle stick maker
oh what grand "friends" we are they said
and they proceeded to bathe
like ya do
Steve being silly as Steve's often are
left the door unlocked and in walked his wife
You can imagine her disgust upon the discovery of her husband the butcher and baker
she ran from the room
Oh my said Steve i should probably tend to her
no stay insisted the butcher
and just as the baker opened his mouth in came Steve's wife
i can explain said Steve as she walked over to them
before Steve could explain she had not only pulled out a revolver, but fired it
the butcher and baker stared at Steve as he fell back into the tub
OK who's next she said as if offering them a snack
well if you wont speak then i bid you farewell
And with two clicks and a bang they lay still
she jammed the barrel into her mouth and gave one more squeeze
and the candlestick makers wife was glad
Now what did we learn?
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