My dad was a king & my mom was a whore,
She would bang every man in store.
They weren't getting children,
For they knew not my dad's men wre a mere weak ten.
After they all died,
Mom went out and got knocked up by froggy fried.
Husband of the witch,
who was quite a bitch.
Froggy's solider worked miracles.
My dad was elated,
He invited everyone except those he hated.
Kindrer, friends, aquiantances and wise women.
Those uninvited were plotting against him,
Skeming up a plot to make his life grim!!!!!
Wise women gived me good wishes,
All excpet one whose wishes make people drop their dishes.
She told me I would die from a herione over dose,
My father ordered no more sale of herione by the gross.
They were ordered to only have weed,
Cause they loved to get high but hated speed.
I grew up to be a fine young lady,
Smoking weed and getting high with friend hady.
One day I bought some "stuff" from a stranger,
She said it was already prepared but don't over dose cause it would be DANGER.
I over doesed on de damn herione o rass,
Going to the hospital I am sure I look like an ass.
It was a shame,
All the needles were brokn due to a past game.
The doctor gived me th medication orally by kissing,
Then I realised his breath was kicking could do nothing better than start dissing.
I said loud and proud never again would I smoke bud
A contest entry
- Twisted Fairy Tales by KayJay.
700 points, ended March 26, 2008, 14 entries
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Comments
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I love it its sweet

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sweet poem


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i did sleeping beauty



