Calling all cars!!
Calling all cars!!
Osh Gosh be Gosh, here
callin from my ham radio!
Poppa's in the dog house
Momma,
kicked him out of bed
after comin home late
heard what he said
when momma got irrate.
Calling all cars!!
Calling all cars!!
got my handle?
"only had a couple snorts
at the Hogs Breath Inn!"
Poppa said.
I hate two things
going to bed and wearin shorts.
Calling all cars!!
Calling all cars!!
Osh Gosh be Gosh, here
So I'm gettin a couple
snorts from your hogs breath pen,
maybe I can get the sofa
where Poppa's been.
Author notes
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A contest entry
- Make me laugh by unmasked synergy.
450 points, ended April 23, 2008, 4 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - I Need A Laugh by Blooming Poet.
300 points, ended April 29, 2008, 21 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - The Funny Farm by DrunkenRam.
850 points, ended May 19, 2008, 10 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Ooookaaaayyy! this is whimsical if not all over the place, I like it, can't help but chuckle, especially at the pic, now that's a picture that will haunt that child for a lifetime.
thanks for entering my contest and good luck.
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OHHHHHHH MY GOD. Congrats for making me bust up laughing. Thanks so much for entering. Best of luck to you.
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Great Write LOL Very Funny and congratulations on the Silver!!
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ah got me thinking of the duck caller ..the beer bottle top ring pull number or is 'Car 54 where are you?' sorry you got me on a roll here. Laughing HH you got one twisted mindset another damn fine poem and I hope it will bring you more gold
Very well constructed.
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