hi my name is Eye Pharts Salot. I hate my parents for giving me that name but its okay im use to it now. Before when i was in grade school alot of the kids use to tease me. They use to put fake doggie doo-doo on my seat before i went to class. They even once, during a school trip to the beach, beat me up, buried me in the sand wit my head sticking out, and one by one they farted in my face. I aint never smelled nothing like those farts in my life. Well eventually i grew up. I went to harvard and now i have my own toilet paper buisness. Im goin to live up to my name....even if it kills me..
A contest entry
- Fake All Poetry Autobiographies ~~ Wildly mad and totally fake ~~ by Melodies.
600 points, ended March 21, 2008, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What you think??
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wow that was interesting and good 4 u!!!!!! XD
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I am proud of you...
FOR MAKING ME LAUGH SOME MORE!
This contest is killin' me slowly. 
Oh, your poor person, carrying the burden of your family name. 
Well, if you've been given a phart, make phartade, I always say. 
COOL ENTRY! 
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LOL this made me laugh and smile wow would that not be a bad thing to do to your child ! LOl good luck in the contest!
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