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~ Miss Fairfax ~

Missing image
I write better poetry
by posting it up to edit

I doubt I've ever felt
so close to someone so fa(aa)r(t)

I must confess I have two bums
And only share this with my chums

I try to smile through sunshine
I try to smile through rain

I am dying inside
not much time left

The Pastor called around today
to see what was the go

I have a little rosy rash
Upon my chubby cheeks

No longer do you suck a dummy
You draw on a cigar instead

SHE thinks SHE'S blessed!


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  • Yazhi
    March 28, 2008

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    Boy am I glad you said to read the contest
    I was sitting here thinking to myself, OMG she has lost it but instead I say WOW you are SOOOOOO brilliant!!
    Although lol, there is that fine line with some!
    You are soooooo talented to be able to take lines and weave them into sense and on top of that, make me laugh too
    AWESOME!!!
    Good luck in the contest!
    AWESOME POEM!!!
    Yazhi

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    March 20, 2008

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    Oh, my giggle-icious sister, it's a feat to make piece complete by the placing of pieces from other jigsaws, I certainly couldn't compose any sense from the almagamation of past posts as you have done, you made miss fairfax seem real and still included your tongue-in-cheek humour for all of cyberspace to peek, when we have the next girls night out or in we must play a game of pass the past teacher lol


  • LAPoe gold member
    March 20, 2008

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    OH MY GOD!! you decapitated the woman and put her on
    a board! You must of really liked her! Then you wrote
    this clever poem that is not a poem on her behalf!!
    I was half asleep when I read this.. but I'm wide awake NOW!! hehhehehhe nothing like a great laugh to get the blood flowing early on a Thursday morn!!! that's the way to show us all!!!
    Good going La Brat Linny!
    doc.


  • Melodies
    March 20, 2008

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    giggling and clapping my hands...

    Your wonderfully combined poem makes me all jumpy with happiness inside because the words all come together in such a funny way. Not only funny, but rather charming and heartwarming, too. BRAVO! It makes a sort of sideways sense and has hilarious lines, yet maybe profound... like the rash on your chubby cheeks and then the ending... OH MY GOSH.


    • Recluse Writer gold member
      March 20, 2008
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      Pee Ess She was MISS Fairfax I just realised...she was an old maid that we used to go visit out of school hours and play her piano and with her cat...thanks for the stimulus of memories hon (Therapy In Poetry tada)

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      March 20, 2008
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      The rash was due to one about The Plague and the symptoms...glad I don't have it and sooooo is the Pastor
      Many thanks for the chance to giggle to myself


  • Fairy Nutty Buddy silver member
    March 19, 2008

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    Oh boy, I started reading this and thought you had already written this, then it didn't sound familiar, then it did... then I figured it all out. I'm smart that way. The picture is too funny and the poem, too. Wahoooooooo!

    • Recluse Writer gold member
      March 19, 2008
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      You know Bunnykins I had no problem at all writing this one... I love Melodies she gave my muse a Clayton's shake up.
      You know Claytons...the drink you have when you're not having a drink...well this is the poem I wrote while not writing a poem Wahoo!
      MWAH Goosey

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