Grab yourself a rope
and a sturdy two by four
come on down with me
and meet the whore next door
Say your prayers,
shave your chin,
hold your breath,
dive on in
It's dolphin safe,
or so I'm told,
don't be picky,
just because it's sticky
she's got a bad personality,
and a whore-ible smell,
but you can't get lost,
she's mapped out very well
they call her many things,
and she's tasted even more,
she likes a good time,
but she claims she's not no whore
She makes me feel like batman,
but when I think about it,
I guess maybe not,
wasn't his cave secret
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LMAO, ok, now that was just wrong. But damn if it wasn't funny as hell! That's my boy!!!!!
Hugs,
Mom
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