My bathroom scales are boring me.
They will not tell a lie
Whilst sitting on my flushing throne,
They stare me in the eye.
And if I step upon them.
And wonder what they'll say.
They spin around but far too much
And promptly spoil my day.
They invite me to come back though.
And take my clothes off too.
But still they spin around too far.
And get me in a stew.
I want them to be nice to me.
And take some weight away.
But "Get that big lump off my dial".
Is all they seem to say.
I think I've found the answer,
To place inside this rhyme.
I'll weigh myself another day.
One leg at a time.
A contest entry
- Hit my funny bone to celebrate my first gold by maralisa.
425 points, ended March 20, 2008, 21 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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this is hilarious lol lol i love it thank you for entering my contest and good luck in the contest
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