So tell me what`s wrong with the sticky cap
It comes in handy on a windy day
Hear enough cussing, back seat of my cab
On my weekend; I will not join the fray
Lasting answer to the short term problem
Very often cured by masterbation
Hardly worth my time to cure your bordom
Bouncing spell check is my occupation
'Dirty Pretty', classic oxymoron
Except of course for the pig in the sty
Rather be pissed off than to be pissed on
Those like you who can`t spell disqualify
Yeah, I`ve broken most of your stupid rules
Tell me what you have against the haiku.
A contest entry
- Contest! come and join!!!! by I-Feel-weightless.
360 points, ended May 1, 2008, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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I can always count on you to come up with something--dare I say clever
--like this! This is really good, and I loved your plays on words.
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Even if those poem was about me and my contest.
It still made me laugh.
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