Hey....
Got my hands
Strapped to my crotch
Which
Have been tied into a knot
Around
Katie Van Waldenberg.
Jimmy MacElroy
I know
Your girlfriend isn't a sex toy
But she's looks so nice
Maybe
Just maybe
I'm gonna have to pay the price.
Nick Powell
You were fowl
When you said I was broke
That made me prowl
On you
I wanna sock you
I wanna kill you.
Unfortunately
I did
I hid you
Under the trash lid
You dead
At least I think
Sometimes I wonder
If you're an invisible blink.
Oh
Look at Tony Alva
He thinks he's so tight
Skatin' on hot lava.
Stacy Peralta
Doin' good
I see
You got yo girls
You got yo money
But you'll never be cool
Like Big T.
Me
Jay
People think I'm gay
Aint' true
Got my eyes on Kathy
And nothin' much else too
It.
Yo Robert
I'm not gonna take yo crap
You pretended you took a nap
With dat pretty woman
But she really a dead cap.
You da murderer
You bothered Ronnie
Also
You kidnapped
My Mommy.
Those Greenwood boys
Lookin' at nude toys
On the telly
The stripped girls' belly
I like Ashley
She's cute
And Turner acts so innocent.
Samuel
I didn't do it
Through court and lies
I walked right through it.
Helen was murdered
Not by me
I'll prove I'm innocent
But I'll also have to stay low key.
Mom
Dad
You're such an embarrassment
Especially
When you found out Pam was pregnant.
Jack
Is really sucpicous
He's a retired CIA-agent
And acts sometimes malicous.
Ya know guys
We're just all jokes
Captain Amazing even thinks that
We're hopeless blokes.
We don't stand a chance
Against Casanova
Just one Bee Gee blast
And our life
Will be over.
I'm sorry Marge
For bein' such a jerk
And chokin' Bart
Lots of words I say
Hurt.
Lisa is smart
She is lonely
Me
I'm fat and holy.
Alfred
We were such good friends
Why didn't you help me?
When my life was at an end?
Julia has died
And I have too
I shall not reveal my magical secrets
To you.
Flint
You killed my Uncle
Why did you?
Was it because your daughter's life had sunken?
Choose reason
Not deception
Do what's right
Not have anticipation
On getting hospital money
For your daughter
Right after you caused such slaughter
To Uncle Ben.
Author notes
Each two-movie stanza is from the point of view of a character. Almost all the characters are the main ones. Chazz Michael Michaels, Annie Newton, Kale Brecht, Dr. Richard David Kimble, Gaylord 'Greg' Focker, Mr. Furious, Homer Simpson, Robert Angier and Peter Parker/Spider-Man.
A contest entry
- It's SHOWTIME!!! by Hassanova.
525 points, ended April 12, 2008, 22 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Option # 1. Blades Of Glory, The Invisible, Lords Of Dogtown, Disturbia, The Fugitive, Meet The Fockers, Mystery Men, The Simpsons Movie, The Prestige, and Spider-Man 3.
Comments
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i honestly had no idea what this poem was about until i read the thing about the simpsons lol
but anyway it was good =)
good job!
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I wanted to figure out which movie you were describing, but couldn't. I probably haven't seen it and you didn't tell me which it was! Interesting write though.
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Oh, yeah, Jay was another movie character in the poem. He was from Lords of Dogtown.
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