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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllllllllllllllllllly loving you sick

I saw I had won and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosome. Absolootly osome.

First let me thank the competition holders, Covermeincrap and the cohosts wIGoNaSTick, benD mE don’T snaP mE, Graveyard Meat and pissonmyparade and the others in our group, vegan cutter goth anorexics for Christ self esteem club, thank you for all your help in helping me help the helpless with “Help, my little finger’s fatter than my waste.” I thought you’d give it to SlortedGothJezus, for sure with his realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy good, “Stab my fucking heart out you bulimic bitch.” Or Hairy Carrie’s “Samurai sword up the snatch.” But you gave it to me and I am sobbing, I mean sobbing as I read how you reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly love this poem. Although many people loved the line.

I stare at a cup cake with blood dripping from my eyes
Just a little bite dear wouldn’t that be nice
You never understood me, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck You MOther!!!!!!!!!!!

Many of you know what this is like and I realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly
thank you for your support.

I sit down for a Sunday roast and drink a cup of my own piss
But what about the calories dear, surely you do miss
You never understood me, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck You MOther!!!!!!!!!!!

So I really want to thank SkinnyMole, hit me with a hammer, NoButter4VisCutteR and my bestest friend in the hole wide world, EaTinG MY VomiT FoR  GoD for helping- I realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly love you guys.




NOT WINNING THOUGHTS

FucK YoU yA IlliTerAt BitcH!!

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  • wbiro gold member
    April 9, 2008

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    this bleeds of exasperation and frustration... I like it! (but I suspect that my teen mindset was no better that that depicted here... which brings to question our current mindsets!)


  • Gertyore
    March 27, 2008
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    This was sooooooooooooooooooo funny that I pissed my pants and cut myself at the same time.


  • Desiree Darkk
    March 19, 2008

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    AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    You are one crazy motherfucker ... and I love you. What does that say about me? lol. Passing this link on to one who will remain nameless. He'll Love it.

    Desiree


  • Mark Rickerby gold member
    March 19, 2008

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    "EaTinG MY VomiT FoR GoD" - hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    You nailed the jacked up, neurotic world we're in today, which is often perfectly reflected here at good ol' AP.

    How's life, mate?


  • fortyninereasons
    March 19, 2008
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    This is hilarious... no doubt will be thinking about this all evening! J


  • LadyDementia gold member
    March 18, 2008
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    Wow fantastically done...love the names you came up with...awesome. Best of luck


  • Ca ne fait rien
    March 18, 2008
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    hahahahah.


  • Cannonsfire
    March 18, 2008

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    lol And Sally Field couldn't have said it any better than this....'they like you...they really like you' Love, C

  • galfalfa gold member
    March 18, 2008

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    Hilarious, especially with the contest holders names
    and
    vegan cutter goth anorexics for Christ self esteem club,

    thanks for entering,

    galfalfa <3


  • PerVirtuous
    March 18, 2008
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    Brilliant stupidity is NOT an oxymoron!


  • angelica silver member
    March 18, 2008
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