twas the night before Christmas in old AP land
i was alone again, and making love to my hand
visions of sugar plums danced in my head
i sure wish i had UB or Des right here in my bed
no sooner had i imagined those naughty and wicked delights
i heard some odd noises in the middle of the night!
putting down my gameboy and even nintendo,i walked on over and opened the window
to my shock and surprise, and yes even my thrill,
there sat a stretch caddy, with silver tits mounted on the grill
i watched in awe as the doors opened like a song,
out stepped UB, wearing nothing but a furry little thong
she stood for a moment with hands on her hips,
and i watched as her tongue circled round her red lips
the night air was cold and must of really bit,
cuz i could see that her nip was hard on her tit
she smiled and walked on up to the yard,
the way she moved even made my dick grow hard
she turned back to the caddy, and i heard her as she sez
"you go on ahead, come back for me later, ok Des?"
i could see Des smile as she yelled with a stutter,
"dont fffff-orget to make him wear a rrrrr-ubber!!"
with a nod of her head,she walked over to my bed
without saying a word, started giving me head
i couldnt believe what was happening and all just for me,
but i pulled her hair back anyway, so that i could see
without missing a beat, she gave a quick wink
and stopped just to ask, "well, what do you think?"
before i could answer she went back to work,
before i knew it,she finished me off with a jerk
laying there breathless, and gasping for air,
i watched as she flipped back her long flowing hair
gathering herself, and rising from her knees,
she whispered in my ear "i always aim to please"
and with that she was gone, through the door she did pass
but not before i got an eyefull of that beautiful piece of ass
she smiled as she got back into her sleigh
and i thought to myself,oh dear lord, what a lay!
she leaned out the window as her voice echoed in the hollow
"merry Christmas to all,and in case you didnt know,
your gift was i swallow whenever i blow"
Author notes
Written December 3rd, 2003
A contest entry
- Naughty Night Before Christmas by Unbridled1 and Desiree Darkk.
288 points, ended December 12, 2003, 7 entries
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Sexually Hilarious.
Well, I think I know where I'm going next xXx-mas. This was great! I have never read anything funnier but also very hot at the same time. I would love watching. Hey, I have the right to remain dirrty too ya know!!! HE HE he.... This was excellent. Some recommended me read your stuff, I think you are the right gooey good and that there were no numbers like gooey good 9 or something. But you were good. I have the right person if you know Karigirl13. But you are worth checking. Good Job. -
LOL... only you would come up with this
I just can't believe you didn't get both of them for christmas, and it was your poem! LOL
Loved it,
~ Wendy -
LOL... only you would come up with this
I just can't believe you didn't get both of them for christmas, and it was your poem! LOL
Loved it,
~ Wendy -
LMAO--now that is a kick ass poem. But if I wrote it, hell I would have kept both of them there...
oh my did I say that? lmao. bad me...hehe.
anyways, I love the rhyming and flow (flow..hahaha) great work
good luck in the contest
~~Jenn -
lolol..this was really funny!!...hugs...leanne xxx
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hilarious
falls over laughing my ass off Oh my god, that is a great poem, gooeygood! I honestly didn't expect something this humorous and well-written, so I was pleasantly surprised! Your rhyme was wonderful, and the flow was nearly perfect, though your syllable count got kinda high in a few verses, which kinda impaired the overall rhythm. For example :
"i watched in awe as the doors opened like a song,
out stepped UB, wearing nothing but a furry little thong"
but it didn't really ruin the story, so there's no big problem with me! I think it's a great poem! Good luck! -
good
An interesting rendition of an old tale.
Well done.
John -
Too Funny Goo..... Geez what an imagination. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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well i can see ur still UP to no good.....but if ur gonna be bad make sure ur good at it lol..........ty for the laugh i needed it lol......
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Jake!!!! LOL
A good piece indeed, wonder what santa will bring you, but if it is what ya wish it won't just be him with an empty sack at the end of it.
Good luck LOL
Natalia -
good work
very nice, keep up the good work. a very sexy christmas indeed! -
AHEM... Jake!!!!! you bad boy!!! hehheheheheheh and you two girls should be ashamed of yourselves..ROFL.. tormenting a little lad like that.. HEHHEHEHEHEHH OMG.. *runs off to the kitchen for the ice bucket* OHH MY!!! ahem.. if god was a woman.. sperm would taste like chocolate!!!!!!!!..OOOOoops did I say that..
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Actually Des...that would be me that "blew" it...lmao!!!!hahahaha
UB
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Hmmmm you dismissed me awfully quick Gooeybad. No fun for Des? Big mistake. You blew it. hahahahahahahahhahahaha
Desiree
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hahahahhahaha!
Well, you know what they say babe...the difference between like and love is nothing more than a spit or a
hahahahahahhaa!
UB
Edited on Dec 03, 4:41 p.m. because 'sorry, i was choking just a bit...lol'.
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