A fortune ate Lee.
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You will find Waldo.
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The stars say you will waste at least one second of your life reading this fortune.
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Your name is Jason. Otherwise, you ate the wrong fucking cookie.
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Your mother is not a virgin.
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"I have a dream[sicle]."
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Do you know the muffin man? Do you REALLY?
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You will die, eventually.
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You will find love.
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You will feel full in the company of those with the names "Ben" & "Jerry".
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You're fat. Lose weight tubby.
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Invalid Entry. Please eat another cookie and try again.
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Save caution for those you trust, for those you give nothing can take nothing, but hands holding hearts may be willing to break them.
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This fortune would make a kick ass sticker.
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You're too sexy for your fortune.
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Your last fortune was blank in order to save paper. Please Recycle.
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Nigga You DoucheN.
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Eat Chu Some Cheese.
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Play That Funky Music.
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You will die in seven days.
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Hot? It's just you.
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That wasn't fish.
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The poison should kick in very shortly.
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This fortune will self destruct in 10 seconds.
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The End.
Author notes
lmso♥
A contest entry
- Make A Fortune!! by AmazinJason.
650 points, ended March 31, 2008, 14 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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lmao
woah you guys are completely insane! this is beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes. Love it!
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You are crazy
I wondered what happened to Lee...
I'm so happy my 21 year search for Waldo will not be wasted.
Fortunately I have a second to spare
My name is Jason and I ate the right fucking cookie.
Don't be talkin' bout my momma.
I have a popsicle dream, where ice-cream and we all scream for popsicles.
I REALLY do know the muffin man, I have pictures and an autograph to prove it.
I will live forever as long as you don't poison me.
Love will find you.
I'm so half-baked I'm gonna eat phish food with cherry garcia.
I don't wanna die yet (diet)
tell me to lose weight and eat more cookies?! coo coo
"Save caution for those you trust, for those you give nothing can take nothing, but hands holding hearts may be willing to break them."
now that's a damn good fortune cookie.
Sticky Fortunes - I like the idea.
I'm too sexy for my fortune, too sexy for my fortune
*dances around all macho-man-like*
Getting a blank fortune may have more meaning to me
than any filled with words to read.
How do you suggest I recycle a blank fortune cookie?
"Nigga You DoucheN." - that's just wrong, I demand you take it off, that's right... take it off
Chu Some Cheese is my friend! there will be no more eating of my friends!
*plays that funky music* it's because I'm white isn't it?
Seven days?! WALDO!!!
Is it just me or is it...... whew I'm burnin up.
It wasn't fish?!
poison?!
10 seconds?!
7 days!!!!
AAAAAAAH
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