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No Whey!

Words: K.Botka
3/11/08

No whey!
I’ve lots of curds
No whey
How’d this happen?
It’s OK, I’m human
Trying to obey, then I’m saying
No whey!
I’m outta whey
Whey is the protein derivative of milk
The clear liquid portion
That fortifies the ilk
It strengthens by addition
Gives energy not bulk
When I’m outta whey I just wanna sulk
Yes, whey!

Author notes

This is not a joke. I use whey every day. I've lots of curds in my fridge 'cause I use Tofu & that's soybean cheese or curd! It makes a nice play on words don't ya think? Whey!

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  • allhailthesporks
    March 11, 2008

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    I hope you'll forgive me for laughing. Very cute play on words. Yes, whey, indeed! Kudos and good luck. -Judge#2


  • Mori-lux
    March 11, 2008

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    cute and yummie I want yogert now lol... and since you mentioned tofu maybe I should learn to make some miso soup lol.. yummm
    good luck once again lol