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Well, now, We call this the act of mating:

Teenagers scare the living shi....
wait, that's My Chemical Romance
actually teenage boys scare the living shi...
they just piss me off, really.
They think with their cocks and fuck everything up in the process
Which is not to say that us teenage girls dont fuck things up as well
but I think having a penis makes things more difficult.
Really, I can just blame all my issues on PMS and no one questions it.
Tell people that you blame all your problems on your dick and they slap you for being one.

Life would be so much easier if all I wanted was a booty call.
But nooooOOOOOoooo, I want a relationship.
and with a teenage guy no less!
argh.

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the title is the first lines from The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang

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  • Lady Voldemort silver member
    March 10, 2008
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    I like it. i don't know what else to say..


    • pointlessdayz
      March 11, 2008
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      lol. Thank you! I was just pissed yesterday about certain things that have happened. meh. stupid teenage boys.