The Adventures of Kitty and the Fishy Queen

Oh kitty cat oh kitty cat,
why won't you stay put!
All I want to do is soak
you in cold wet water!
If you would just hold still,
maybe this would be fun!

My mind starts to wonder
as I think about my day.
I saw Sarah picking her nose.
And then she tried to hide it!
How gross.
Someone stuck their hand in it.
It was kind of funny.

Bobby, is such a baby.
He's fourteen years old
and he still sucks his thumb!
I laugh at him.
I know it's mean but come on.
Surely he could stop...
Right?

Casading down me,
so cold and wet.
Please hold still kitty.
I am not a fishy!
Although,
I'd love to glide down
the crystal clear path.
And feel the coolness
on my scales.

Or maybe it would be boiling!
And my scales would crackle
and blister.
They'd all fall off.
Because the cool pathway,
turned hot as sun
and fried me to a crip.
Haha... Makes me think
of a fishy hell.

Ooooh! What about a flying fish?
Gliding in the sky.
I'd flap my fins
and soar up high.
Aided along by a breeze.
Pushed along by an
invisible whispering friend.

Wait no! I've got it!
A walking fish!
I'd run upon the spinning world
and feel the grass so green.
Connect with with the rocks
and the trees. Oh.. Ow! I hit one.
Okay no more being a fishy for me!

Oh my kitty! Please hold still!
It's hard to wash you clean!
Oh well... I let my mind
wander across the world again.

Oooh. What if I was a fishy,
who overtook the world?
I would flood everyone,
and give cats baths.
Then I would shut down the internet!
Then everyone would have to listen!
I would take TV
and hide all the water!
Hehe... then fishy queen
would rule the world!

Once I was ruler,
I'd make everyone swim
and those who couldn't would learn.
They'd all build boats for me,
because they are fun to play on!
Everyone would bow
to my awesome fishy power!
All would love the queen!
Muhahaha! Water water yay!
Ahhh! It got in my eye!
Naughty naughty kitty!
Hold still! Grrr you!

That's it kitty!
You are going to find out
what it's like to die!
I bet it hurts
to be on the way to hell.
What about limbo?
I bet you feel like
your being ripped apart there.
I bet in heaven
it's just like swimming...
beccause swimming is the best!
The fishy queen commands it!

Well my dear kitty,
I know you aren't perfect.
So don't go whining about that one.
Well dear kitty
don't go all emo.
We love you when you smile!
Smile smile smile!
Yay for smiles!
Smiles are like rainbows...
just upside down you know!

Oh kitty stop getting me wet!
I love being random.
My mind likes to wonder.
King Tut was short.
And he was young.
He was a bad ruler too,
that's why he wound up dead.
I will learn from him
and not wind up dead.
The fishy queen shall prevail!!

When life gives you pumpkins
make pie. Or is it lemons?
Oh well... but when life gives you a cat
don't give it a bath!

Hehe giving kitty a bath is fun,
she makes me oh waterlogged.
I have plenty of time to think...

I'd love to kill someone.
Maybe it would be you.
I'd kill you for being blonde
or for having blue and green eyes.
Jeeze... pick a color already.
Or maybe I would kill you
for being "different."
Haha... You would drown in
spagetti... Bet you don't
LOVE it now.

Meanie kitty...
it's like a monster.
Hiding in my bathtub.
Waiting to strike
and hurt me!
Ahhh! Meanie kitty.

This is one little girl,
I'd love to see a guy hit on.
She would shoot him down.
She would howl and spit
and laugh in his face.
When he uses those lines like
"I'm lost in your eyes." and
"I lost my number,
can I have yours?"
How stupid right?
And I, as the fishy queen,
would kill them for being morons!!

Did you know kitty has and EX?
She hates him now.
She wants to string him up
by what he doesn't have...

Kitty kitty kitty!
Stop your thrashing about!
See... look at yourself in the mirror.
You look so mean and vicous.
You used to look so fluffy and sweet.
I can still see that kitty somewhere.
Now stop acting like a monster!
The fishy queen demands it!

Now kitty's bath's all done.
You're nice and fluffy dry!
Let's watch some TV.
Oh so sad... the news.
Someone got blown up
and someone hurt somebody.
What's wrong with the world.
The fishy queen commands the channel to change!
*Clicky!!!!!!*

Oooh.. a horro movie!
Ahhh! Kitty shield your eyes!
Scary scary vampire!
Kitty kitty run and hide!
Don't let the vampires bite you!
Go go go! Don't let them get you!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It's my worst nightmare...
as the fishy queen falls asleep on the couch.
I am the fishy queen yay!
Swimmy swimmy swimmy!
Wait no!!!
The water is going away,
I'm flopping and gasping for breath.
NOOO!! The fishy queen has died!

Oof! Kitty kitty woke me up!
Yay kitty! She saved the fishy queen!
Go kitty! Go kitty! Yay kitty!

Well Kitty, this ends our adventure.
Next time... you are getting a shower!
So the Fishy Queen commands it!!