The Critique of Pure Reason by Kant
Was on to a logic heaven sent.
Incidentally,
He's transcendentally
Afraid if he tries, he really can't.
Ask his wife, Frau Kant, who can be quite blunt,
Blurting a catty oracle imperative, "Now don't
Hegel with me.
I'd rather you be
Down between my legs and licking my cunt."
"How crude," said Herr Schelling in shock,
"That she'd throw such a Fichte and philosophy mock.
If you're in a hurry
To test out his theory,
Marx my words, you'd prefer my material cock."
"Such nonsense," said Nietzsche, "it's all hit or miss:
I think, thus I am; when you should say 'Eat this!'"
If it's pussy you want,
Then don't read your Kant.
Be real. Stop thinking and stroke a clitoris."
Herr Leibniz, you're right, this is the best
Of all possible worlds. And philosophy's quest
Is all about knowing
That if you are going
To come, there's no need to think of the rest.
Author notes
What else can one do with a boring lecture but write dirty limericks? I stink, therefore I am.
Is this educational?
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Is this what you teach your students? Nicht so gut... Oh well, German is overrated. I would say English speaking tongues are more pliable, considering the frequent pronouncing or 'th'. In German there's more deep throat activity I'd say.
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I love the title !
Just a minute, I'm looking for "oral sex" in my dictionary... -
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spell that dickionary, perhaps...
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LOL, I see you can bring all philosophy back to the bonobos. I seriously doubt Niesche and the Kants talked too much about oral sex, though.
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In German you pronounce every letter, so imagine how pliable a German's tongue is. So why talk about oral sex since it is already oral?
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