Hurricane

A hurricane is one the way
thats what the weather guys say
We must all stay inside
and from this evil terror hide
When you think about it though
you shake your head, very slow
We haven't had one here
for many, many, many a year
And when the winter sky then stormed
we had all been misinformed
And every single time since then
weve been misinformed time and time again!
Its clearly a huge conspiracy
a governmental policy
To trick and deceive all us brits
while their vehicles transmit
So open your windows
and watch the blood flows
When they told us to stay inside
before we're killed by cyanide
So ignore the warnings, it's a hoax
so stand all tall, all you blokes
Protect us from the agency's spies
with dagger claws an infrared eyes
And these warnings that they transmit
are only here to be "bit"