Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

your mom has sword-chucks

your mom was so depressed
she went on a drunken murdering rampage
but her swords were not destructive enough
nor were her nunchucks

OH NO

a black mage uses his level 9 hadoken
your mom is almost dead- ONE HP
good thing black mage had their +5 stupidity
hat of dumbness

OH YEAH

your mom kills it with her sword-chucks
but then a highwayman approaches
YOUR HP OR YOUR GP he cries
your mom has no GP

OH NO

your mom is deadedarega
a wizard did it
but she still likes swords
and 8-bit-theater

READ 8-BIT-THEATRE

    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    • Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments


  • i-love-my-bra
    March 9, 2008
    Edit | Reply

    ...

    im a scared yopu mental psychopath!!! see ya tmoz, MOM 9like mom like daughter eh..?)