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Be Safe of Your Poop (Sonnet)

It’s sometimes smooth, hard or just in pebbles
What you eat will show what your poop will be
So watch what you eat, don’t be a rebel
Unhealthy foods make your butt sting like bees

Dehydration makes pebbles in your poop
Vegetables will make your poop turn green
It is not good to eat unhealthy foods
With vegetables your poop will smell sweet

Drinking only juice makes it watery
Candy is unhealthy but eye catchy
Liquid foods make your poop feel buttery
Eat healthy, your butt wouldn’t feel fiesty

Eating sometimes puts you in a good mood
Be safe and don’t have a lot of bad foods

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  • echo-ink
    June 9, 2008
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    I think it goes perfectly with this contest, nothing like a little poop to keep the pee company!!!


  • dramaiswhatever
    May 24, 2008
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    gross


  • Vulgarity
    May 18, 2008

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    its really interesting you know a lot about poop!

    did you know aspargus makes your wee smell funny?


  • Sandra R Reynolds gold member
    May 17, 2008
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    LOl This is a first! Best to you in the contest.


  • Lightning Strikes
    May 17, 2008
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    POOP!

    this is an odd, odd, different poem,hehe......


  • Erozay
    May 8, 2008
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    wow such a messed up poem 0_0

  • Tempa Lee
    April 29, 2008

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    hey this is Dani...the judge of the contest. just to let you know that i do not know who you are...so if you know me please don't be upset if i leave you a comment that does not make you smile. it's just i'm judging this contest and i wanna be able to seek out the good and get rid of the bad. when i read the title and saw that it had "POOP" in it...i was like about time. at least someone hasa the guts to write about poop and make it sound funny and really good. i like it. best of luck to you in the contest.


    ~Dani~

  • Zarokk666
    April 20, 2008

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    You know, this is a really strange poem.
    I don't really think it is gross
    Only seriously weird
    I have to admit, this is the first poem that I have seen in here that "stinks"
    But damn, it is absolutely hilarious
    this is really funny in a rather strange way
    I kind of like this piece, shitty ass it may be

    see you around
    Zarok


  • Perception
    April 20, 2008

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    Hehe.... Oh dear.... This is quite different. I like how you are serious, but this poem is quite funny anyhow..

    Nice.


  • GypsyEyes
    April 18, 2008

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    this is a great poem you have penned! thank you so much for entering my contest and i wish you the best of luck! NineTailedFox


  • StarLightResurrects
    April 17, 2008
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    ummm wow... this is very ... different lol but its funny...nice


  • BehindTheShadow
    April 13, 2008
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    Funny Funny Funny!!


  • DancingRed
    April 7, 2008

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    Ah, um... delightful? Haha, an amusing little didactic piece of poetry.
    However I specifically asked for freeverse, not form poetry so I don't think this will win. Better luck next time.

  • Mysterioso
    March 25, 2008
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    quite the PSA on poo there. Amusing though. Nice


  • JustAnotherIdoit
    March 25, 2008
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    i like the last stanza. the rest is well... shitty. lol joking.


  • stylization
    March 20, 2008
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    ummm?


  • Simply.Nora.
    March 20, 2008

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    lol. its really funny, but behind all the... poop... {lol} it sent a a good message: eat healthy for the sake of you behind. i liked it.


  • James R
    March 17, 2008
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    I was going to say interesting topic of a poem one you do not see everyday till i read your comment this was for a school assignment good topic I have to say with bowl cancer and such people should talk more about the subject more as it is a serous great write my friend

    • ForeverLastingComa
      March 17, 2008
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      yea i kno..i jus neva thought of writin a poem about pooy, ya know?..like who writes bout poop lolz..thnx 4 the coment =)..n yea i tink people shud tlk bout it more..cuz it is a serious topic..but my science teacher assigned it 2 b funny b/c she was tlkin bout how shes always watchin her poop n stuff n wat it means n every1 was jus laghin there heads off lolz..o n am sry 2 hear that u have cancer..u do have cancer rite or r u jus tlkin bout ppl in general..hmm..sry 2 hear that


  • Blooming Poet
    March 17, 2008

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    ewwwwwwww
    Wait thats not gross its just a normal body function, just not used to reading about in a poem, you sound like a doctor here. LOL

    • ForeverLastingComa
      March 17, 2008
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      well..this was actually an assignment 4 extra credit in my class and the rules were u were supposed 2 write about poop lolz..so yea..most of my poems r very depressing n lovey..but this 1 not so much lolz =p

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