The Evil Dentist

They always cram random things in my mouth
Or drill right into my gum
They numb me up so bad
That I feel so puffed up
They have me open my mouth so wide
That after a while they hold it up with a jack
They pour gallons of water into my mouth
And suck it all back out
They always look at me for hours

And shine the light in my face

Just so they can tell me

That my mouth was perfect

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Me hates the dentist!! I went there today and it was terrible!!! I hated it!!!! ok so my mouth wasn't fine but it has happened before!!!

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Chocolate Chip
March 8, 2008
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this is kinda funny! but the only experience like this i had at the dentist was when i was getting my braces on and again i was getting them off. i also had experiences like this when i was younger when i used to eat candy, especially chocolate before going to bed to i had a couple trips to the dentist for cavities.
misterfrazzleberry
March 6, 2008

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good!
hahaha i can relate...but i always get prizes and my dentists are pretty nice...i hate that sealence stuff and floride too anything they stuff in your mouth for over 15 seconds
- BeautifullyBroken42
  March 6, 2008
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  PRIZES???? thats not fair where do you go????? Where in the world is a prize giving dentist??