I remember that night when I looked to the skies.
That bright shining light, that captured my eyes.
The way that it danced with it's magical shine.
My eyes were entranced by it's beauty divine.
Mythical yet real, it would ballet above my head.
But the evil it concealed, almost left me for dead.
It's movement just stopped and hovered in the sky.
Then the light just dropped and I knew I would die.
There in front of me, stood a little green man.
His idea to hunt me was not part of his plan.
I ran like a mother fucker as fast as I could run.
But that stupid, little sucker, would not be out done.
His tiny, little feet moved quicker than mine.
He never missed a beat or stepped out of line.
His lazors I dodged and I thought of a plan.
To dislodge his gun right out of his hand.
I turned around and showed him my dick.
He froze to the ground when he saw the size of my prick.
While in a trance and confused by what he saw.
I made my advance and I punched him in the jaw.
I stole his laser pistol and shot him in the crotch.
It turned his balls into crystal which were really top notch.
So I removed those bastards and made myself rich.
I Knew that I had mastared that little son of a bitch.
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Did notice a typo but wow superbly penned! All the best in the contest with it 
i am killing myself laughing this is funny as hell to me dam lmao
