Why are boys so dumb?

Relationships
only hurt you
in the end.
Oh, how i wish
that we had
girl-ask-boy
dances.
I am a girl,
with strict
parents.
They say
that I can't
ask anyone
only boys
can ask me.
I remember
once,
a long time ago,
when I was madly
in love.
We had to
keep it
a secret.
But word got out.
My family
broke us
up.
Sadly,
I was
still in
love with him.
My heart
shattered
when he asked
my best friend out.
Fortunately,
she asked me first.
Of course,
I had to say yes.
No one should
not have a
relationship
when another
person tells
them not to.
I cried with her
when he broke up
with her
for another
slutty girl.
I rejoiced when
that slut
got what she deserved:
a breakup.
Then came astonishing news.
He was going out with
another of my
best friends.
This guy is retarded.
He broke up with
my BFF
for another slut.
My heart had
gotten over him
by now,
and he knew, too.
Relationships
only hurt you
in the end.