So I'd like to thank my friends for pushing my lazy ass into entering the contest in the first place... I'd like to thank the contest holder for awarding me with this schweetastic trophy. I gotta say, I didn't think I'd make it. Sitting around all day, eating potato chips and salsa, wondering why my life was going no where. But as soon as I won, I threw that trash out the window and screamed my bloody lungs out, most likely they hit some random guy on the street down below. But hey, it's cool, he congratulated me too.
Yes, the Oscar for most lazy, worthless, transformed to beauty and fulfillment goes to... drum roll please... STOP! Gah, people go over board..... goes to... YOURS TRULY!!! I love you all! No autographs, my penmanship is a little shaky from all the excitement. And I'm on writer's block now... I can't remember my name.
NOW! On the other hand, to YOU mister "I'm gonna hold a different contest and see how many losers enter" hostess... YOU SUCK!!!!! I mean, if you can't read, I would like to remind you how much of a frickin masterpiece this work of art IS! *throw in face* EAT IT UP! That side-street hooker trash you posted as the winner deserves to be back on it's damn corner! That's right, I'M the pimp. I own that whole block. Those hoes need to get back to what they do best, not writing. Last and final words buddy: BITE ME.
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random......?
A contest entry
- Dear Contest Holder , Contest by galfalfa.
525 points, ended March 20, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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LMAO " how much of a frickin masterpiece this work of art IS! *throw in face* EAT IT UP! That side-street hooker trash you posted as the winner deserves to be back on it's damn corner!" <---- Good one
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...yer title .... .... funneeeee
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haha okay =P interesting..
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overdoin it a bit.....?
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LOL
I would like to thank the contest holder for paying attention in school thus knowing how to read in order to award me with this here trophy...i must admit i did have my doubts, yep, almost lost faith in you when i took a peek at your poems - complete and utter immature trash but thank gawd you had the sense to choose me 
hey your examples were really well done and had me
giggling,
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haha thanks!!
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Hehe a great take on the prompt, I love it. Best of luck in the contest
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wtf??
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