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An Order

*Bing*

Welcome to Wendy's would you like to try our new Spicy Baconator?

 

What?

 

Welcome to Wendy's would you like to try our new Spicy Baconator?

 

No, just a minute.

...

...

...

 

Ok, I'm ready.

 

What can I get for you today?

 

I'd like to try your Spicy Baconator.

 

(I thought you just said "no"?)

Would you like to get that in a combo?

 

Yes.

 

Would you like that small, medium, or large?

 

The regular size.

I'd also like to get two five piece nuggets.

 

What kind of drink would you like with your combo?

 

Coke.

 

And what kind of sauce would you like with your nuggets?

 

Yes.

 

What kind of sauce would you like?

 

I don't want any sauce

 ...

 

(I thought you just said "yes"?)

Anything else for today?

 

Yeah, two Jr. Bacon Cheese Burgers, plain with ketchup, mustard, mayo, and pickles.

 

(That's not exactly plain now is it?")

 

A small fry...

Make that two small fries...

Nope, three small fries...

Five small fires.

 

(Jesus make up your mind)

 

Two more Jre Bacon Cheese Burgers with everything.

And what comes on your Stack Attack?

 

It come with mayo, ketchup, bacon, and cheese.

 

OK, I'll get two Double Stacks.

 

Did you want the Double Stack or the Stack Attack?

 

The Stack Attack.

...

...

 

(Not what you said)

Anything else?

 

Two small Frosties.

 

Chocolate or vanilla?

 

...

 

Did you want chocolate or vanilla frosties?

 

Yeah, two large.

 

For the flavor, did you want chocolate or vanilla?

 

One of each.

And add on two more chicken nuggets.

 ...

 

Would you like any sauce with those?

 

Bar-B-Que and honey mustard.

...

 

Will that complety your for today?

 

Yeah.

 

Your total comes to...

 

WAIT, I want to add on a Crispy Chicken Sandwich!

 

Ok, I'll have the total for you at the first window.

 

 

Author notes

This is not an exageration. People come by and do this all the time. Trust me, these are real life experiences. And they have all happened on one order, in fact they typicaly all happen on the same order.

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Comments


  • StarrieNacht
    March 26, 2008

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    I miss those days... it amuses me. Did you record that? I seriously that's down to nitty-gritty.
    This totally cracks me up!
    Thank you for the flashback
    Thank you for sharing this, take care of yourself and those you love.
    Always ~Star

  • Easy Assumption
    March 5, 2008
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    wow, crazy!


  • Alittle2lost
    March 3, 2008

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    that's hilarious, and frustrating. but way to take a shitty situation and make a great poem of it. well done. i like it. (Also, i'm sorry people are idiots.)