He was heavy,
besides boring
me to tears,
which in my eyes
is a capital crime,
so I
gave him
the number of my dog groomer,
as he never listened to the
flea in his ear.
A contest entry
- Picture For Your Pens by Ryno.
300 points, ended March 4, 5 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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What excellently skillful crude humour!
Truly ingenious
Thank-you for your entry.
Ryan -
LOL That was humorous.
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Kudos! Quite humorous. Love the wording and the idea. You are never a disappointment.
Thank you for sharing.
rous
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awesomme
masterblaster DI everything u do turns out roses
this is soooo hunnny i like it loasdsssss
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Your short verses are so clever. I have to be careful not to read them at work because I always laugh out loud. I neglected to comment on one last week "My husband thought he was a god......." priceless. You have a wicked way with words, and I look forward to more of your wonderful observations. Good luck in this contest. Peace, Liz
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Haha! This is funny. Well done.
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Interesting
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