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How To Write Bad Poetry

There are many
Ways to suck at writing
Like writing about some random guy named Kenny
Or writing something so boring people forget what was exciting

TYpInG LiKE THis
cAN alSO dOOm YOu
To a poem everyone resists
And wants to cover in shampoo

When u type lk yrr a retard
Yr poem is going 2 suck
And it wll leave peoples eyes scarred
And stomach's barfing yuck

I promise if you follow those guidelines
Your verses
Will be put to the siidelines
Full of curses

If you want to be left out
Of poetry fun
And be thrown out
Just follow these rules and it will be done

Author notes

This is a PW, my computer woon't let me.
1. COMEDY--Write me something funny. I mean, spit out whatever I'm drinking funny! Enter this if you dare

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  • Erika Elektrikka
    March 4, 2008
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    This is very cute thank you.

    Good Luck,
    Erika