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My Worst Is Also My Best

You want my worst but that cannot be
For excellence is second nature to me.
To craft a poem that just plain sucks
Would be an event for all those record books.

I know that some folk’s offerings are inconsistent
But my poetic genius is awfully persistent.
In fact I know people are starting petitions
To stop me entering these competitions.

In years to come when my greatness is known
I’ll take my place upon a laureate’s throne.
Until then I’ll wait and stifle my chortles
As I read the offerings from you lesser mortals.

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  • I think we all think that of our selves at some point...

    me I write because most of the time my heart sings...

    nicely said..


  • madamcb
    March 5

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    Amazing, you remind me of me HaHa. Seriously this does remind me of a poem I wrote my first year on AP which is no longer on my page. I love the confidence displayed here. the rhyme is tight and it has humor and wit, thanx, conni

  • Capt Jed
    March 4

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    Excellent Jim, I never know what I will find when I visit your site. Did you have to go up a hat size when you finished this one? Seriously, I thought it was very well written. It is always a joy to read one of your rhymes and this one is no exception. Sometimes I guess it doesn’t hurt to think our poetry is the best. I think we all strive to do just that. I hope you do well in the contest.
    Ron

    • Thanks for those nice words.
      I've given up wearing hats but I do have to use double-doors to enter rooms.
      Seriously though, I am rarely happy with my own poetry and am constantly tweaking it, usually after reading it in folk clubs and poetry groups. I think I have only written a half dozen poems that I feel have true value.
      It is nice to hear other people say differently but it is also wise to use "a pinch of salt"
      If and when I finally publish and people have to part with money then I will begin to see if they think it was worth it.
      Meanwhile please feel free to read the price-less stuff here.

      Jim

  • Wandika gold member
    March 2

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    Funny write!

    I like here your thought
    Of stretching the mark
    To always, rise up
    Above the young pup
    But surely you know
    I see you below

    Nice write Jim.

    Jim

    • As with Doug (Whatuwant) you are an immortal rather than a lesser mortal and your poetic comment prooves it.
      Once again I thank you for your support.
      Jim

  • Bataran
    March 2
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    well this is just too good to be bad..... well i love the irony. cool poem

  • Watuwant silver member
    March 2
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    lol. I bow to your greatness, Jim!
    peace
    doug


  • DLC-Jem
    March 2

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    Chuckles... I love the humour and a good write too (not that I a lessor mortal would know a good poem from a bad one, of course.)


  • Hannahs Mom
    March 1
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    Ha,ha...I loved it!


  • james119
    March 1
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    lol

    this is really good and bad... James

  • funpum
    March 1
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    wonderful irony

    Yes, if i didn't know you were joking I'd want to kick your teeth in.

  • Hilarious!!!

    I thought this was great. Thanks for providing such a nice spin on a hard prompt. Good luck in the contest.


  • andywontdie gold member
    March 1

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    I'd have to agree with u dude, its hard to truely judge this stuff lol, the first time i read this, i was like, this so smug and arrogant, but then i was like hey, thats the point. i guess the best comment you can give to anyone on this contest is:

    'you followed the rules....good job!' lol

    and so you did! good job!

    steve

    • Thanks Steve.
      I wonder what the casual visitor or our on-site friends are going to think of our efforts in this contest?
      Jim

      • andywontdie gold member
        March 1
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        haha, that this website totally sucks, we suck and are stupid lol. hopefully they are all intelligent enough to read more into it and find out its a contest but you can't ask for everything i guess.

  • yael
    March 1
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    i really like your last stanza.
    especially the final line.

    very creative.
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