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Words beginning with "F"

   

On the Fourth of the Fourth, Forty-four Firemen, Fitters, Freebooters, Fellows and Females fought a furious four hours on the Freeways fighting out a Four Ball. Only Four of the Forty-four were favoured by fortune at the finish; and the Forty who fought so ferociously, may be the fortunate favoured few in the future Four Ball fixtures.


For the golfers on AP this is easy to understand, for non golfers I don't know.



       

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  • condor gold member
    October 19, 2008

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    I'm not a golfer, Bob, but i can tell you, this is certainly a well devised tongue twister that deserves a round of applause. I had a great time trying not to trip over my own tongue while i was reading this. What a beauty. I think i will take a copy of this so i can show people at work tomorrow. I'll see how many know what it means and if they can read it without their tongues tying in knots. (with your permission, of course) Excellent!


    • rbruce gold member
      October 19, 2008
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      You have my permission, dear lady. I am quite thrilled about it really. It will be the first time since I read it out at a golf club that it has been off the site. Have fun.


  • just mercedes gold member
    March 25, 2008

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    the phat controller would love this. Amazing dexterity with words here, I won't challenge you to a game of golf either.


    • rbruce gold member
      March 25, 2008
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      I appreciate your comments here. This was done at a Golf Club just for fun. I am glad that others enjoy it too.

      Cheers, Bob.


  • poppa
    March 8, 2008

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    Fantastic... for followers of flog with ferocious forearms flaying fleeing fairways forward to the finish....fabulous my friend.... I love my flog (golf)...


    • rbruce gold member
      March 8, 2008
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      I don't play much any more, but I love the game. Used to play in Hamilton for years. Thanks for your comments. Hit the damn thing straight, makes it easier. Cheers, Bob.

  • PureCountry
    March 8, 2008

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    Hilarious

    I would not have thought it possible without using the other one myself, for when I golf, I use the other more infamous F word alot.


    • rbruce gold member
      March 8, 2008
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      I love golfing but rarely use bad language of any sort. I think ofit as a pleasant with some interuptions to hit that little white ball from wherever it is. Thus I enloy every game.Thank you for your comment.


  • Manicmuze
    March 7, 2008
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    very creative... loved it !
    ~ wendy


    • rbruce gold member
      March 7, 2008
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      I was challenged to write this and so pleased it came out readable. Thank you. My friends at the golf club said it couldn't be done, write a paragraph using a lot of "F" words without using "that" one.

  • U.g.l.y.
    March 1, 2008
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    Fucking funny. Fearful feather frying fearful fanboying.


    • rbruce gold member
      March 1, 2008
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      This piece was in response to a challenge from my golfing mates after a game. It was just for fun. I'm pleased that you found it funny. Thanks for that. Cheers, Bob.


  • rufina caraid gold member
    March 1, 2008

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    Well you lost me as a Golfer I am not. You called this 'Words beginning with F' - and it certainly lived up to it's name - thank goodness I have my own teeth   :))

    Good fun

    Von 


    • rbruce gold member
      March 1, 2008
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      This little piece was just for fun after a game of golf with friends. I'm glad you saw it that way. I don't have my own teeth and its a lot of fun to read it out loud to someone else. Cheers, Bob

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