dont you hate it when number 2
comes sneaking up on you
poo
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Amyrowsell
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Funny....
This is disgusting poetry. The kind I was looking for.
When thy warm sweat should leave me cold,
And my worn soul find out no bliss
In the obscenities I kiss,
And the things shameful that I hold.
My nostrils sniff the luxury
Of flesh decaying, bowels torn
Of festive worms, like Venus, born
Of entrails foaming like the sea.
Yea, thou art dead. Thy buttocks now
Are swan-soft, and thou sweatest not;
And hast a strange desire begot
In me, to lick thy bloody brow;
To gnaw thy hollow cheeks, and pull
Thy lustful tongue from out it's sheath;
To wallow in the bowels of death,
And rip thy belly, and fill full
My hands with all putridities;
To chew thy dainty testicles;
To revel with the worms in Hell's
Delight in such obscenities;
To pour within thine heart the seed
Mingled with poisonous discharge
From a swollen gland, inflamed and large
With gonorrhoea's delicious breed;
To probe thy belly, and to drink
The godless fluids, and the pool
Of rank putrescence from the stool
Thy hanged corpse gave, whose luscious stink
Excites these songs sublime. The rod
Gains new desire; dive, howl, cling, suck,
Rave, shreik, and chew; excite the f**k,
Hold me, I come! I'm dead! My God! -
lol
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hahahahaaa lmao! this was great! freaking funny! i love it! not something i was expecting to read! thank you so much for entering my contest and i wish you the best of luck! NineTailedFox
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ha! that will be a classic. good luck in my contest
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LOL. Oh yea, I hate it even more when we're out in the middle of no where and its one of the kids that has the problem. Thanks for posting this funny piece.
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I had to think a bit, and then I remembered that number 2 is... well, like you said
In my country, where dutch is the maternal language, we'd say 'big toilet' or 'small toilet' (free translated)
Thanks for the giggle
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OMG LMAO! This is hiliarious to me since I recently had a HORRIBLE bout with the stomach flu. Let me tell ya ...I KNOW this feeling too well
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Not much else to say about this one other than it is comical.
Thank you for entering.
Best of luck to you!
Blessings
Bel
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wonderful, witty and short
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Read it once, its still funny and gross to me.
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yeah thats interesting
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thank you so much... this did make me laugh -
This is kinda weird. I really don't know what to think. It's kinda gross, It's happened to all of us, but its stll kinda gross.
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weird...
this is one that you be thinkin about when you go
running to the bathroom next time
thank you so much for the entry
--kat
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Haha.
I wasn't expecting that from the title, that's for sure.
Good luck in the contest!!
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lol
This is pretty weird. I've never read a poem about this certain topic. The ending just takes the cake, though. Haha, nice one.
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hahaha. this is sooo icky, and true, lol. great write, and best of luck in the contest =)
stephanie.
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