Alright..I'm going to do a list.
1. Putting the whole poem down instead of an actual comment, comment.
Example: "The sky falls once
the birds fall twice.
There is never any demon a'calling,
it's not so nice."
Cool.
2. Two worded comment that have no help to the poet.
Comment: Nice Rack.
3. A sentimental addition to the comments, comment
Example: I just want to let you know that you have no write to talk about these kind of things. This has nothing to do with you and therefore my clown should not be placed into your words. My bunnies are not anywhere in concern to yours, and we can't be best friends anymore because you talks about your feelings towards what I do. Erase it, or die.
4. Personal lovey, dovey comment that never mentions the poem comment
Example: I love you so much. Let's get married!!! We can name our kids, Marguerite and Christopher...I love you so much honey bear. *kiss kiss kiss* I can't wait until we get engaged! ((Disclaimer: They are 15 years old and a continent apart)).
5. Helpline Comment
Example: I think you need to go see a doctor. I am a doctor so you should call me anytime at 555-1212. Don't forget, I am always here to help you. See a shrink though, you really have no life.
Author notes
I wanted to join a contest..so I joined this one. I tried, don't know if I did so well...but i tried :-).
Trying to come up with comments is haaaaarrrrrdd!!!!
This is the option of coming up with other comments and writing an example.
A contest entry
- That's a comment? Contest by galfalfa.
525 points, ended March 3, 2008, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Do read...Tell me whatcha think.
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Very creative, there can be some really lame pointless comments...I know I write most of them
You have covered some of, IMO, the worst ones and you've done it very well. I found it funny to read. Best of luck in the contest with it 
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thanks ya much!
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LOL , example 2 and 4 sure had me giggling...love it!
thank you for entering
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You're welcome..glad you enjoyed it!
It was allllll for you and your contest. Heh.
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