Sportz High-k-o-o-o-o-z-e
Tennis is not for just boys/men anymore…
i am MARIA
SHARAPOVA tennis grunt
I strike men’s balls hard
home-run king of steroids/growth hormone
i am BARRY BONDS
‘big’ ballpayers through better science
hat-size 2 larger
tiger stalks for ‘victims’
i am tiger woods
put-put the ball in the hole
birdies sometimes fly
football fools
i am mike vick
football ‘dawgs’ never bite-back
‘dawgs’ kill ‘dawgs’ sometime
ROGER ROCKET
pitch ROGER CLEMENS
throw dat ball at dose batters
REDSOX just hunger
boxing bruisers
i am VLAD KLITSCHKO
UKRAINE grows big tall flowers
i am no daisy
NASCAR RACING
i am dale earnhardt
watch me go race round and round
crash is why you watch
BECKHAM scores again!
i am DAVIE BECKS
i 'bend-it' with my wife 'SPICE'
i likes to 'socc-her' whot
[yeah i know no 5-7-5 haikus ain't got no titles right? ha! hope you chuclked smiled laughed? a little so sue me! ha HIGH KO-O-O-ZE!]
A contest entry
- Aaaachooooo Haiku by Pollycheck.
450 points, ended March 11, 2008, 31 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Sportz High-k-o-o-o-o-z-e
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Hahaha, these made me snort aloud... especially the last one. Thanks for the laugh and the only readable haikus ever!
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that's all they were for - a laugh i have great respect for true haiku, tanka, senryu, renga much thanks for the read/ glad these amused U regards zaj
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Ha ha... yeah I got a chuckle ... I liked it and haikus are lame anyways... they are meant to be written in classical chinese with all the pretty little characters... RIGHT?
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ah i am glad you got a chuckle that's all they were meant to do classical chinese or japanes does not exist in our anglo-saxon constraints but as a true art/thought form much thanks for your read/comments regards zaj
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Well Zak
It seems you cover allmost every sport but my favorite, Hockey. But you do have that cetain wit about you and another enjoyable red
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hockey youse mean like imagining puck-after-puck zinged by dominick hascek - like imagining two bald men fighting over a comb! glad it was of interest to you regards zaj
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Sportz High-k-o-o-o-o-z-e
Tennis is not for just boys/men anymore…
i am MARIA
SHARAPOVA tennis grunt
I strike men’s balls hard
home-run king of steroids/growth hormone
i am BARRY BONDS
‘big’ ballpayers through better science
hat-size 2 larger
tiger stalks for ‘victims’
i am tiger woods
put-put the ball in the hole
birdies sometimes fly
football fools
i am mike vick
football ‘dawgs’ never bite-back
‘dawgs’ kill ‘dawgs’ sometime
ROGER ROCKET
pitch ROGER CLEMENS
throw dat ball at dose batters
REDSOX just hunger
boxing bruisers
i am VLAD KLITSCHKO
UKRAINE grows big tall flowers
i am no daisy
NASCAR RACING
i am dale earnhardt
watch me go race round and round
crash is why you watch
BECKHAM scores again!
i am DAVIE BECKS
i 'bend-it' with my wife 'SPICE'
i likes to 'socc-her' whot
[yeah i know no 5-7-5 haikus ain't got no titles right? ha! hope you chuclked smiled laughed? a little so sue me! ha HIGH KO-O-O-ZE!]
Thank you for entering my contest, but I must tell you that this part of the haiku chain:
"i am mike vick
football ‘dawgs’ never bite-back
‘dawgs’ kill ‘dawgs’ sometime"
Does not meet the 5-7-5 traditional haiku definition. Line one only has 4 syllables. I must there fore inform you that you can not be disqualified for not following the rules.
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whew thanks hope you got a smile chortle chuckle laugh when you read these thanks for the read/comments regards zaj
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