Why America.

Please excuse if I feel blue
I had a little cash, but your slight-of-hand emptied my pockets

Please excuse if I seem in a foul mood
You assured me the money would go to better our lives, but you only sent off rockets.

Please excuse if I feel screwed
I worked really hard, but you’ve picked my pockets.

Please excuse if I don’t move
I have a car, but the gas is low and there is nothing in my pockets.

Please excuse if I don’t pay you
I had a little a change, but you’ve slashed my pockets.

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I went through 12 years of your school, but you only dulled my thoughts and wits.

Please excuse if I don’t make enough money to satisfy you
I would further my education but there is only lint in my pockets.

Please excuse if I don’t understand you
But deciphering your bureaucratic babble is like staring into a deep, dark pit.

Please excuse if I respond crude
I told you I only have coinage to show, but you wouldn’t stop searching my pockets.

Please excuse if I speak rude
You told me you would help, but then referred me to another who then referred me back to you.

Please excuse if I don’t like you
I’m just trying to live a Human Life, but you only think of me as a means for profit.

Please excuse if I walk nude
I had no more to give, but you just kept slashing my pants looking for hidden pockets.

Please excuse if I don’t support you
I might have voted, but only the village idiots were on the ballot.

Please excuse if I act against you
I’m just trying to live in peace, but you keep finding ways to get my name on your docket.

Please excuse my attempted coup
But I just can’t put up with this any longer.