Oh, Joe, your poetry is soooooooo beautiful, you just can't believe what I imagine when I read a line like, "Me n my dinger-twanger r hoppin in da backseat ta bang er"... did you know that your HOT! I keep your AP photo in my bra, by the way... I hope you don't mind me saying so but oh, you words move me in ways that a girl can only dream of, why, any girl would be soooooo lucky to catch a guy like you... the way you twirl the phrase "let me bite your melons and chew your cud" around your esteemed metaphorical pen just drives me crazy, you are pure genius... I'm melting... I need to get naked and take a shower now, brb... OK, refreshed, still naked though, because that's how I like to read your great poetry, you are a master... my favorite line, "I'm a trucker and when I get home I'm gonna..." well, I just can't bring myself to finish it without having an orgasm right here and now... just a sec... OK. Is it true that you like girls better than your beer? I knew you were a lady's man, I'll bet you would treat me soooooo right... I can see you as a critically acclaimed poet with titles like "I'm a Banging On Your Door, Bitch" or "You Leave me Whakin' When You're Out Being a Whore" or "C'mere, Baby, My Woody's Got's a Drn Splinter In It"... oh, your sooooooo bad, I'm breathless... five stars! Oh Joe, you are soooo good! I'm going to feature EVERY poem you EVER write!
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the "blinded by infatuation" comment...!
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- That's a comment? Contest by galfalfa.
525 points, ended March 3, 2008, 14 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Good to see you've let your feminine side out!! but man
she is one psycho broad! Your alter-egoett, is in your
face.. funny, freaky.. and fantastic! You win my
vote for best comment!
laurie
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yes, delving into the psyche of your fair gender; completely erroneous assumptions on my part, I'm sure (and I'll be the first to admit that the infatuations go both ways...!)
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that made me laugh out loud. Seriously. I hate it when girls think that being whorish and fawning over assholes will make them self accomplished, or raise their self-esteem.
'twas brilliant :]
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Awesome and funny as hell!!
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or formerly known too as - a female gushing over a male poet's poem, gee what a difference a penis can make ...one that squirts ink onto a page
Your example had me giggling through out,
thanks for entering
galfalfa -
Talk about brown nosing...lol. Very funny! Good luck
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... .... love the mimic on English, or whatever that stuff that gets around is .... urok and this is well done .... to say the least
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Oh my God, geez...put the crack pipe down, haha.
This was so funny. A good laugh...I'm worried though...
Síochán leat
~Mairéad~
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I just get annoyed when I see girls fawning up to pure assholes, so you can call it a critically observational piece rather than a me desiring a sex-change piece...! The shower stunt- seen it several times here...!
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Absolutely hilarious!
Grins,
Bill
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thanks, a high compliment...!
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