The following story is totally true,
if you don't believe me, I will sue!
I was travelling on the slopes of Kilimanjaro,
with my best friend, a dragon named Charo.
An annoying creature there we met,
someone's long since dead pet.
It was an infuriating Zombie Bunny,
told awful jokes and thought he was funny.
Listening to him made our ears sore,
after a while we could take no more.
We cut of the annoyances head,
gave it to a priest, named Father Ted.
After that we met a nice fella,
last name Lugosi, first name Bella.
We took him with us as we flew to Japan,
on magic honey-coated ham.
When we finally landed in Okinawa,
we met a sweet girl made out of lava.
She decided to give us a nice old tower,
and after that this story was over!
A contest entry
- Cheerful Poetry Needed by FloridaGatorQueen.
360 points, ended February 28, 2008, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Now that's my idea of a meaningful trip... one with all the bells and jingles
An amusing tale, as all (well, almost all) of your tales are. Good idea passing up the airlines, too... what with all of the lost luggage and getting bumped, etc
Dee
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I must admit... when I read this poem, I was, for some reason, under the mistaken assumption that it was by our friend Yem, but then I realized it isn't. No matter, though, I thoroughly enjoyed your piece here (just as I do Yemassee's and will be reading more of your work
Dee
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Ah yes, one does hate the hassle of using airlines, I prefer the honey-coated ham 11 out of 10 times.
I'm glad you liked this, for I had a laugh writing it.
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I knew I'd read this one before. The darned Moxie group thing said I didn't. Lets sue Kevin. There, lets see it it shows I read it now.
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Ah yes, the American solution; Lets sue.
In Finland we let the knives do the talking...no one gets sued...they do however get sewn if not dead.
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You met Bela Lugosi, a girl made of lava, a zombie, and a veritable cast of crazies...and it was a fun and zany romp indeed. I'm a little afraid to ask what the long dead pet looked like.
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Ah yes...good times!
The dead pet = zombie bunny.
One oh so frustrating piece of work.
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You have quite the imagination. I really enjoyed this story. Thank you for entering my contest.
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that was not what i expected but better than i imagined. thanks for sharing. good write/good read.
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Why thank you... I am glad you enjoyed.
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Zombie Bunnies ftw!
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hahaha it made me laugh and i liked the infuriating Zombie Bunny
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Oh yeah, man! You should meet him in person...the knock-knock jokes...sooo old.
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