For a change in scenery
[from the back of my mother's head]
whilst driving down the road
in a old abandoned meadow
with woods on each side
I chanced a look outside my window.
To my mother I yelled:
Look.
See it?
Its a unicorn.
Yup.
No, really! I swear!
Mom, don't laugh at me.
[she never believes me]
first it was the leprechauns.
[they were in the vegetable garden]
next the griffins.
[it landed on my bloody tree-house!!]
she didn't even believe me when
the dragon smashed the rosebush.
[my sled was the one to blame]
So I tried again
telling her that I really did see
the unicorn.
so beautiful.
it was majestic!
And my mother still did not believe me.
Fine.
Have it your way, mom.
Don't believe me.
But when the bunyips and
chupacabras attack.
[which I'm sure they will.]
I won't believe you.









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