Jello is weird
It wobbles when you carry it;
It jiggles if you poke it.
It makes funny noises when you slurp it and
It burns your nose if you snort it.
It is gross if it doesn't set;
It can get really chunky
It is even worse if it "melts" because
It gets really slimy
It comes in many fruity flavors:
superb strawberry
lovely lime
outstanding orange
glorious grape
"because every diet needs a little wiggle room"
Author notes
I got bored. this is a sort of not really poem. its just randomness really about jello. jello is WeIrD ok? ya. This WAS fun to write though. YAY jello and not so poemy poems. Oh and i HAVE tried to snort jello. IT burns!!!
A contest entry
- "Because!" she yelled. "It's freaking hot!" by Midnight-Engaged.
600 points, ended March 9, 2008, 12 entries
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Comments
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Hehe this is cute! I personally have never "snorted" Jello before. But they do make awesome shooters! Love this!
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Cute
I once wrote a poem about a band aid when it saw how quickly my daughter's crying stopped just from a cartoon band aid. This is funny. Thanks for sharing.
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VERY interesting...maybe I won't enter the local jello-snorting contest.
Yay indeed for not so poemy-poems! Well put my friend, well put.
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