He 'comes' in many shapes and forms,
And varies from man to man,
Be it bigger, smaller or thicker,
But he likes to be hard as he can,
He'll stand erect at the funniest of things,
Be it watching a bit of tv,
Or maybe down the high street,
If a gorgeous woman he'll see,
As most of you women will aready know,
He only has one little eye,(awe)
But his favourite position whilst in his own pants,
Is pointing towards at the sky,
He 'comes' with a range of many a name,
Be it Willy or Dick where i live,
But one thing i'll tell you he always will do,
When prompted he'll give and he'll give,
So be gentle with this lovely creature,
He'll do all he can to please you,
And perhaps with a bit of attention,
A smile he'll leave with you too........
A contest entry
- Anything goes. by still.she.waits.
600 points, ended April 1, 2008, 113 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Oh 'come' on! LOL j/K This is funny .... and kinda strange! Not sure what to say about it without blushing.
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Delightful, clever, fun
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HEE hee, lol..sooooo funny.
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Chuckles...
A good and loyal friend indeed this swarthy sower of seed, this constant companion condusive to amelioration to the well heeled and not, saw wat?
thanx..
Ami...
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Hey Kenny, long time no see!
giggles and blushes. very cute my friend
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OH GEEZ Kenny, You have made Willy into a very funny poem, it certainly put a BIG smile om my face.
Joan
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Thank you Joan, glad you enjoyed it. Kenny
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LOL thanks for the laugh..even though mixed with a bit of truth...you came back standing tall. Good to see you writing again...What a comeback!!
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very funny
different look at the subject thats for sure ,its funny .its nice to see you've written something light and airy good luck in contest
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Great piece of work with a humorous touch. Something every man can relate to. Good going neighbor. Happy trails
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Well I was a bit unsure what to expect with this title
But you know, it did leave me smiling, and thinking that, even though you may be right with some of the things you said, that maybe sometimes... Oops, lost my train of thought, twice now, so I am just gonna say
Best of luck in this contest!!
What a come back my friend!!
Nyetta
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LOL Heehee...wow what a funny little ditty...your poem!!! Glad to see you back. Great writin on the attributes of the penis.
Good luck in the contest!
Jeannie
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lol, what a funny and clever write! This was awesome!!
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Oh my I read upstanding in your comments. Haha what a great way to describe this. Brings way to many images to mind. A pleasant light hearted piece on everyones favorite little friend. thanks for the chuckle.
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LOL LOL - Great piece you have there Kenny
Very well Penned by you indeed. Despite some of the above comments certainly being female sitting her laughing.
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awkward construct 4th line 3rd stanza ah the penis good ending so-sdo title good opening good ending as all penises should have from their sometimes brief airings just talk into the microphone eh? thanks for ahem sharing this attention getter with us regards zaj
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LOL you sound like good friends and know each other well! Dare I say....good rhyme and rythmn, a nice gentle touch, subtle and not too overt, well rounded with a good, positive outcome!
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Thankyou for your lovely comments, they are very much appreciated. Kenny
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thanks for the smile
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I am not sure. I mean, who is this aimed at? Of course, men will laugh and agree, but you needn't have written it for our benefit. I can't imagine a woman being drawn to this as anything more than a crude jokey kind of poem.
It sort of simplifies and jokes about issues that for many women are perhaps really aggrivating.
Although the light-hearted style clearly shows it's not to be taken seriously, I am still not sure who its audience is.
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If i managed to get a laugh from you my friend. I've done my job. Thankyou.
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This will get a few reviews i am thinking Now how could i not agree with your fine words... yep my hands are on the keyboard.....LMAO ... nice to see you back posting been a wee while but you have made a grand entrance following behind your very fine upstanding friend.
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