I saw you for the first time tonight
standing there in your dress and veil of white
Your hair done up and your makeup just right
I thought that my poor heart would ignite
As I wait at the alter for you to join me
I can't help but think of our trip to Tennessee
We bow our heads for a little prayer
before our love we do declare
We said our vows and then we kissed
while family and friends watched in the midst
The ceremony has ended and it's time to eat
so we head to the reception across the street
When the feasting is all done
people start leaving one by one
The men all did some crazy junk
they even put pads on the trunk
It was just a stupid prank
I'm just glad they didn't put sugar in the tank
Now it's time for our honeymoon
we'll be back on Thursday afternoon
Author notes
I wrote this for my nephew because he got married tonight
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Dear Maryann,
AWWWW! How did I miss this one? You shoulda given me the raspberry!! LOL
I love it at a wedding with the bride all dressed in white,
the groom his dandruff shedding and his underwear too tight
and the bridesmaids frocks all bursting with their unaccustomed girth
and the groomsmen quietly thirsting for a bit of what it's worth.
And then there's the reception with a lot of fun and cheer
where the guests without exception get half-pissed on wine and beer
and the best man tells long fables which he only thinks are funny
while the bridesmaids leave the tables quickly heading for the dunny.
And I love it when they toast the bride with bubbly French champagne
and the groom forgets what he's replied and says it all again
and the bride and bridegroom's mothers have a spat out in the hall
while the poor old father-of-the-bride is sick all down the wall.
Yeah! There's nothing like a wedding for a bit of fun and cheer
I'm off to chat that bridesmaid up - the one with curly hair!
Please forgive me (and everyone else) for not reading and commenting on this fine descriptive tribute to your nephew's wedding. I hope by now that there is some honeymoon produce on the way!? May all their troubles be little ones!!
Applause, love and hugs, XXX Hugh.
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Love the ending lol
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