Confucius say
Macho man in bathtub,
Dunked hunk
Confucius say
Tympanist at Thanksgiving
Eat only drumsticks
Confucius say
When Thankgiving turkey's served
Gobbling begins
Confucius say
Cleopatra's asp
Was snake in grasp
Confucius say
If chicken starts clucking
Stop plucking
Author notes
Written November 25th, 2003
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Thank you for entering my contest. I like the way you put all these one liners, in senryu form togeher. Confucious was a smart man.
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haha i love this last one
"Confucious says
If chicken starts clucking
Stop plucking"
nice work
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LOL i love that last line!
Confucious says
If chicken starts clucking
Stop plucking
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Fantastic!
Well, this is very refreshing to say the least! It is nice to read something funny and witty once in a while since so many poems, including my own, are very sad and/or angry. This one is very clever and easy on the brain - great for the end of the day when wanting to unwind with a good poem! -
THis is really funny. I like it. I can always use a good laugh after reading all of the depressing poems on here. This made me smile. Thanks for sharing. Keep it up. Hope to read more from you soon.
~Miranda
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I liked this. It was funny and simple. No unnecessary layers.
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very funny. we need way way way way way way way way way more humor on this place to liven it up, and make it more fun, so keep it up.
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u r so funny more more
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That's hilarious. I liked the other one, and I really like this too. You just keep it nice and light and enjoyable. Good work.
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Funny write, although I think it is spelled "Confucius"...I may be wrong. I am also a fan of the great man, he had some really smart things to say.
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