To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy:
Grandma let loose a real DANDY
it came from somewhere deep inside.
A potent fog that kind of smelled like SPAM
when Grandpa had smelled it, he Died!!
We have to get a cork for Grandma
fresh air we all will soon enjoy,
but the pressure got too great, the cork became a missile -
Just call me the "cork for eyeball" boy.
Author notes
Once again, Grandma lets loose a real DANDY!!
Written November 25th, 2003
In a list
A contest entry
- Drunken Melodies by Lo0opy.
300 points, ended December 5, 2003, 16 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Hi John,
Love your funny stuff!
Everyone asking about you on Friday at the Writers Circle.
Diana
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Lol, this is such a funny poem which I liked a lot
So well written, and to the right tune as well Keep up the good work because this was excellent
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good humor
I needed that laugh. thanks for sharing it with me!
I appreciate your reading amd commenting on my poem "The Prayer Of Jabez. I will concider what you have to say about it. I value your opinion.
God is blessing you
With Christian Love,
Dawn
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Thanks Leanne,
and you thought champagne had a lot of pressure behind the cork!! haha nothing beats Granny. -
lmao...very funny...this made me smile..thankyou!!...poor granny...oh and poor you cork in the eye boy....still better than mud in your eye I suppose...oh ugh lol.....hugs...leanne xxx
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Thanks Loopy, my kids love singing this and they actually performed it for their "Nana".
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HAHAHA
A real "DANDY" eh? 
The pressure became too great! hahahaaaa...that's great...a cork for an eyeball...interesting Hope it didn't hurt too much Thanx for entering...this was great...funny indeed...how is it farting is always so funny to us? haha
~~T~~
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