Do you have a real small dick?
Does she refuse to give it a lick?
Is it tiny even during your erection?
Are you sick and tired of all the rejection?
Well it's time for you to fear no more.
Things for you will be like never before.
We have just the thing that you need.
To help you be able to do that deed.
THE STRETCHING MACHINE
For whether it's fat or whether it's lean.
We have built this thing just for you.
So dial 1-800-542
Oh wait, that's the wrong number.
Dial 1-800-BIGBOY-LUMBER
It stretches and bends.
For you or your friends.
Share with your mates if theirs is small too.
THE STRETCHING MACHINE will see you all through.
THIS ADVERTISEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY BIG DICK.
THE VIEWS DON'T REFLECT THE PEOPLE SHOWING THIS FLICK.
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LOL> This is absoultly hillarious. I am busting up laughing, congrats for making me laugh so much. Liked it.
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LOL. Oh my gosh!!! This one had me rolling on the floor!! This is wonderfully done!!! Kudos to you! Thanks so much for posting. I loved it.
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haha i can see why you were given the silver for this piece it deff made me chuckle at this. well done and sorry for late commenting
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This is great, nothing beats the leaner meaner wiener .
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LMAO.... This is great!!! Sooo glad I dropped in!!!!
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LMAO... I don't know where you come up with these thinks and to be honest, I don't want to. Glad you have a sense of humor. One.
Dez
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LMAO!! That's hysterical!!!
You crack me up! What a fun write!
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do i gets 2 if i buy one? VERY HUMOROUS now what do u have for vaginas? in fact if i gets one of each - i can be a VOYEUR and watch them cogitate all day/night thanks for sharing/stretching our humeurs regards zaj
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My My
now that is hilarious, hmmm...I could...well never mind 
thought i'd try to pass this along for those that need a lil sum extra 
Loved the humor in this. Where tha hell is the picture
Just kiddin
ur neice,
Ephiphany
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