(Advertiser talk...)
If a bear ships in a forest will anybody know it’s really a gerbil?
4 out of 5 park rangers don’t even know, and they work there.
If you’re a royal pain in the ass, don’t use Royale toilet paper –
you’re kitty will miss the litter box like nobody’s mamma!
Use Gerbil Ass Wipe!
Remember: a gerbil in the ass is worth
whatever Richard Gere paid to have ‘em put it there!
Get your ass in Gere - he'd let you in his...
Author notes
composite remarks...
A contest entry
- Advert Contest #3 by galfalfa.
625 points, ended February 21, 2008, 9 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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yet i'm not allowed to talk about dvd..
hmmm.. poor richard- one trip to an emergency room and you are ass-fucked for life..
i love the tongueandcheekness
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Oh my, the poet lets loose with full force statements re fiscal policies and leaves the reader pondering whether he does not feel that Richard Gere is an officer and a gentleman...
Lmao reminds me of my ex ( who unbelievably hadn't heard of Richard Gere ) When he asked me to do something beyond my boundaries once I replied " No, not now, not ever, not for you or Richard Gere" he went berserk demanding to know who he was!
Good luck with the contest
Love and light
Yvette
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Btw, looking at your photo a second time around, i dont think its any ordinary turd...i think it was shatted into the form of some kind of message
Almost has the look of the direction the JFK's bullet flight path...
laughing like mad now...
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LMAO, Richard Gere inspired my product :giggle:
Actually I thought bears shipped gerbils
thanks for the laughs Ed,
galfalfa
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Oh lord! This reminds of a crazy funny story taking place in an ER... Concerning a tube, a gerbil and a bic lighter... Severe injuries resulted!
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