I am an evil physco with accent on the phys.
STOP!
Before you get yourself into a wicked whirling Tiz.
I’ll tell you AP readers just what a Physco is.
I am the sort of person you will not like a bit.
WAIT!
Before you get yourself into a screaming Snit
What I mean is that I’m only a quarter wit.
I know a simple half wit is an OK sort of bloke.
BUT!
I am not that clever, my brainpower is a joke
And people that’s because I really like a toke.
All of the above is really just a ruse.
AND!
I know your patience you’re about to lose.
But that Physco typo really did amuse.
Author notes
I was reading the competition blurb and I noticed the 1st category was
1] an evil physco
OK I knew that it was really psycho but it amused me to use the typo as my opening.
In a list
A contest entry
- Bring Your Muse To LIfe! by Nighttime angel.
1200 points, ended February 29, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Thanks once more for reading and writing.
This sly dig at the competition setter's typo was a very spontaneous thing but at least it gave me something with which to enter the contest.
Jim -
There's nothing I like more than a whimsical poem. This has a great flow and humor. Please keep up the good work.
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A very amusing and creative piece, I like it a lot. I didn't even notice it was spelt wrong on the page. A very imaginative piece. Thank you for entering our contest and good luck
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LOL...now this is very clever and well written...nothing like a few giggles when reading something and making your mind wonder...enjoyable and fun...
Keep up the great work.
mystic
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It is strange how the smallest thing sparks a train of thought. In this case the mistyping of psycho. I once spent a week wandering around Burn's country in Ayrshire and all I came up with was some doggerel about my walking stick!!
Jim
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Witty and Amusing
The blue and yellow go well together. Sometimes satire just writes itself when something unexpected is in front of you.
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Ahh but you should have seen it before Wandika helped me out
This was the colour scheme I aimed at and missed. Jim (Wandika that is) responded whilst I was still changing it since he was on line at the time.
Actually the amount of mis-typing on some pages is amazing and this one Physco/Psycho just set me off. I don't like ranting at people hence the entry you see here.
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Hardly you
The yellow quite hard to read.
I have written a few of these over the years. Just can't help myself. Being a quarter wit myself at times.
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QUICK
Fast response!!
I was still juggling the colour and apologise for damaging your eyes.
Actually I had just read your entry and was checking out the parameters you were writing to and physco stopped me in my tracks.
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